She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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