This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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