I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
Randomize
