What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
We are all done wearing pants today
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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