called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
don't judge my taste in strippers
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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