And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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