So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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