Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I currently don't understand fingers.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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