ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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