Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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