We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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