me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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