i just google imaged poop.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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