did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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