Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
