I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
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