But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize