I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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