And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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