Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Randomize
