Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
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