Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
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