at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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