I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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