Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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