it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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