every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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