i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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