found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
It's never too late to be topless.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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