if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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