I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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