Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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