I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
he was CRYING into my vagina
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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