Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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