Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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