Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
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