I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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