It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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