the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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