you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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