Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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