we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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