my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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