the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
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