I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Found your dick twin last night
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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