So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
People in love make me want to vomit
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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