how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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