Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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