If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
We’re leaving where are you
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