haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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