Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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