god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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