So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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