Sponge bath it is.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Randomize