Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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